RANDY’S DREAM VACATION
• Wynn Hotel for 4 nights
• 2 round trip tickets from HNL to Las Vegas
• Your choice of one of the below:
• 18 holes at the fabulous Bali Hai Golf Course
• The Richard Petty Driving Experience
• 2 tickets to Jersey Boys
• 2 tickets to a UH game in Vegas
Our man, Randy Mederios, was born in 1955. A popular, but unmotivated, student he graduated from Kaimuki High School (“Go Bulldogs!”) in 1974. He was often found at KC Drive-In eating burgers and serenading Edna with his ukulele in his classic Ford Fairlane 500. Oh, life was so simple back then!
Randy often dreamed of playing golf on the pro circuit. But, alas, like many of us, he was forced to “get a real job” as a truck driver to support his growing family of Edna and their two kids.
Now retired and living in rainy ol’ Manoa town, Randy’s peaceful life is about to change forever. His patient, loving wife Edna has “had it up to here” with his refusal to do any household chores. She has threatened to leave him if he doesn’t get martial counseling.
A man’s home is his castle– so that makes him King! He’s worked hard all his life providing for the family. Now that he’s retired, is it too much to ask Edna to do all the household chores? Besides, women live longer then men, so let us enjoy a few good years on the golf course without all the drama.
Edna’s DREAM VACATION
• The Grand Wailea for 4 nights
• Two air tickets from HNL to Maui
• Full size Rental car for 3 days
• A deluxe Grand Wailea Spa Treasures
5 1/2 hour Package includes: Hydrotherapy session, a 50-Minute Signature Massage, a 50-Minute Deep Cleansing facial, a grand paraffin manicure/pedicure, and a shampoo blow dry
Edna “Skoshi” Mederios was born and raised on a Plantation Camp near Puunene, Maui. She remembers little kid time as a period of “Love, Honor and Hard Work” –but with simple pleasures. Her first car was a red VW bug.
Edna met Randy when she moved to Kaimuki to attend Sacred Hearts Academy. She quickly fell in love with Randy’s laid back, care free approach to life–and prayed that he would never change. (Edna, be careful what you ask for!)
Her greatest joy in life is tending to her Japanese garden, where she is transported into a peaceful world of her own making. That is until her intuition tells her that Randy trying to sneak away to play golf. And the big winter rains are coming soon!
It’s never changed: “Love, Honor, and Hard Work.” Desperate, Edna drags Randy down to the offices of Dr Peterman, the bombastic TV psychologist. There, Randy is diagnosed with an extreme case of “Phone-a-Phobia”– the inability of middle aged men to call for help with home repair issues. Edna thinks that’s plain “malarky.” He’s just a lazy old coot who wants to have fun while she does everything.
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PRIZE: Winner gets to choose either Randy’s Dream Vacation in Vegas or Edna’s Dream Vacation on Maui–not both. The prizes are listed above. Any additional items or expenses not listed above are not included, including, but not limited to, room service, food beverages, personal items, etc. Travel must be taken within one year of winning. Certain black out dates/times may apply during busy periods. Sponsor reserves right to substitute similar prizes if the original one is not easily available, at their discretion. Winner will be listed online at www.leakmaster.com after 11/7/16. Call or write Leakmaster, Inc. for details. Phone: (808) 383-6932 or mail to 575 Cooke St, Honolulu, HI 96813. Mahalo.